What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.