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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!