What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.