What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.