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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.