What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!