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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.