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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side