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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side