What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.