What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.