What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.