What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.