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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

Cowhide Jokes More Cowhide Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.