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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.