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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

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What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side