How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.