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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo

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What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.