Rave at the party.
You're not owld enough.
The Grudge at a rave.
Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh
Pork and bologne sammiches.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Conics
Because clubbing isn't any fun.