What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why are cripples always made fun of?

Because they can't stand up for themselves!