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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.