Rave Jokes

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where'd you get him?

The parrot replies, "Africa".

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

Strap Jokes More Strap Jokes

Staple Food Jokes More Staple Food Jokes