What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.