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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS