What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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What does a pirate call his idiot son?

A retarrrrrd

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.