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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS