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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.