Poop.
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
Bonds mature.
Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
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Dookie Howser
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon