What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant