What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss