What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.