When your nose touches the ceiling!
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Velrow
You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!
In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
Stop crying and viper your nose!
Because his nose was stuffed
Because it was screwed up!
Because it wasn't ceiling.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
