How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What does God call his nose?

God knows.