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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!