How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call an STI in your nose?

Sniff-illis

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.