How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.