How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids