How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.