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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.