How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.