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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.