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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr