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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.