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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Sympathizer Jokes More Sympathizer Jokes

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.