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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.