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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.