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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer