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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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What's faster than Usain Bolt?

Jokes reposts

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now