How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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One

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.