How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.