How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.