How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.