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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.