How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.