Hamster Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

Who's there! Amsterdam! Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters!

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.