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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire