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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What country do I live?

Iran

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Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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Who's there! Amsterdam! Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters!

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,