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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

How an Illuminati living in the Arctic is called?

An Igloominati

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*