Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.