Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

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Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire