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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Who's there! Amsterdam! Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters!