Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

What do older women wear?

Depends

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Roller Skate Jokes More Roller Skate Jokes

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Rock Chair Jokes More Rock Chair Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.