Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Recalculating route.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
Geodorant.
The Stunning-Cougar Effect.
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
She wanted to rock and roll
