Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll