Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What is a crack head's favourite song?

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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A monster on roller-skates.

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.