What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.