What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.