What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.