What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.