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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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They pay their debts on time.

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Because they spend too much time changing.

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.