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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Capricorn Jokes More Capricorn Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Childish Joke Jokes More Childish Joke Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.