I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
A Basilian.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
There still working on it...
A clockshund!
When the power goes off.
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.