How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there! B-2! B-2 who?

B-2 school on time!

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Capricorn Jokes More Capricorn Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Childish Joke Jokes More Childish Joke Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.