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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Capricorn Jokes More Capricorn Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Childish Joke Jokes More Childish Joke Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.