How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Capricorn Jokes More Capricorn Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Childish Joke Jokes More Childish Joke Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.