How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.