How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone