How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change??

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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again