What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

Bout tree fiddy.

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!