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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'