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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes: Who Who A black owl goes: Who dat who dat

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.