What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!