What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Pick a cod, any cod!

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He didn't have a Gar

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They both love clubbin'

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.