What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!