What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer