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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

South Jokes More South Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.