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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

South Jokes More South Jokes

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?

F5 tornadoes.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.