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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.