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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.