Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.