Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala