Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

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What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.