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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

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What's the opposite of funny?

Jay Leno

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

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How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents