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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

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Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Nickle Jokes More Nickle Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)