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Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.