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Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.