Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word