Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge