Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.