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Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

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Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

What birds are found in Portugal?

Portu-geese!

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.