Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.