What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

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What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.