What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

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What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)