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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?