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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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She puts it on her bill

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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The Holy Braille!

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)