Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Your addicted.
Because he would only do the minimum?
Because they heard it was radical!
Ted can swim away from an accident.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea
If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
He was too super fish oil.
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
Watson the menu
About 100 French people right now
Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.