Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Your addicted.
Because he would only do the minimum?
Ted can swim away from an accident.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
It takes four years to get an election.
Pardon me
Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.
Use zodiac signs
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
Tell them its almost over
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
Be too drunk to find your keys.
Because he's married.
Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.
Smoked Muenster.
Swisconsin.