Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Your addicted.
Because he would only do the minimum?
Because they heard it was radical!
Ted can swim away from an accident.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
He feigned ted.
Falconers have to be more talon-ted
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
Because it ends with A-men
Because they're all pointless
My ex-wife
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
Because Jesus saves.
He couldnt Mufasa enough.
A brother, because you can choose your friends.
He lost it.
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
They like to stay anony-moose
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
