What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd