What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

Consuelo

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.