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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd