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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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A Taco Belle.

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A snowfake.

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Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.