What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.