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What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.