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What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

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Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.