What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

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What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!