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What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool