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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan