When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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What's the name of the tree that gives Mexicans?

The scaffolding

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor