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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east?

Tuesday

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.