When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan