What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

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How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday