What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

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What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!