What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!