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What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!