What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

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What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)