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What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

An lette

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!