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What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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Underlay! Underlay!

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What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)