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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

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It is put in imPRISMment!

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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Han So-high.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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It wood rock.

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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A diskushion.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.