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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae