What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.