What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

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What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!