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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!