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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!