What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

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What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!