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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.