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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.