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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

Zelda Jokes More Zelda Jokes

Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game?

It's Hylian-ticipated

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Kingdom Jokes More Kingdom Jokes

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.