Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game?

It's Hylian-ticipated

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.