Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

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What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game?

It's Hylian-ticipated

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!