What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.