What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.