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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.