Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall