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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

School Shooting Jokes More School Shooting Jokes

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Hall Jokes More Hall Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.