Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash