Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

Panic

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

School Shooting Jokes More School Shooting Jokes

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

Hall Jokes More Hall Jokes

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.