Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.