Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.