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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you