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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

Endorphins

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Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only