Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.