Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you