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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

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What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

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What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot

What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout