Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only