How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

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What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.