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How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

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What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!