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How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

How do you test a saltshaker?

You call in a redditor.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.