Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!