Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!