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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Acceptable

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A-bun-dance

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A gorilla pooped on his face.

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With experi-mints!

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He became enlightened.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

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