What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

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