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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

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What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

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What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

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