Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.