Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.