He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
He got *nailed*.
Nailed it!
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
He always gets stuck on across.
