He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
He forgot the safe word
Nine Inch Nails
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
