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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.