Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.