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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.