Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!