Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
A good Friday
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
