Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.