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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.