Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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HOLY MACKAREL!

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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They always get called for roughing.

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Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.