Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.