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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"?

A dog with a hair lip

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.