Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.