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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

A pianist

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards