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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.