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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Whats 1+0?

Babies

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.