How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.