Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Howdo Jokes More Howdo Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool