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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.