How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do politicians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

Whats 1+0?

Babies

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT