How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.