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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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Virgin Mobile

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Thanks for the handy cap.

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You get stoned.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.